Sunday, 16 January 2011

Actors Against Gravity - Matthew McConaughey Update

After a whipround amongst Hollywood's A-list, enough funds have been cobbled together to devise this ingenius and practical acting aide modelled by the elegantly equine Sarah Jessica Parker.

A special thank you must go to Emilio Estevez, Cuba Gooding Jnr, Jamie Foxx and Kate Hudson who between them contributed £7.42. It is because of them that one of Hollywood's brightest stars is given the chance to shine once more.

Actors Against Gravity will be holding future benefits. The next is to be held in Woodseats Working Mens Club, Sheffield. It's likely to be £4 in - cheese and pineapple hedgehog, sausage rolls and sandwiches included. With at least 8% of all profits going towards other actors in their struggle with their greatest foe.

Date to be finalised.

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